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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2008, 03:26:40 PM »
You have tickers in your engine. Your going to have to disassemble the engine to find and eradicate the tickers. They can cause extensive damage to the valve train if you do not promptly address the situation at hand.

The tickers if allowed to run amok they will propagate more tickings. The ticking grow quickly into tickers. It may already to late to intervene on this gangrenous situation.

A full and complete engine rebuild should be preformed immediately. It is suggested that you gather your bier, wenches, and wrenches and proceed to the closet garage. May god speed you on your quest.
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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2008, 04:08:38 PM »
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You have tickers in your engine. Your going to have to disassemble the engine to find and eradicate the tickers. They can cause extensive damage to the valve train if you do not promptly address the situation at hand.

The tickers if allowed to run amok they will propagate more tickings. The ticking grow quickly into tickers. It may already to late to intervene on this gangrenous situation.

A full and complete engine rebuild should be preformed immediately. It is suggested that you gather your bier, wenches, and wrenches and proceed to the closet garage. May god speed you on your quest.


Almost as hard to understand as him... ok not even close, but were you tryin to speak his native tongue of jiberish?
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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2008, 05:19:37 PM »
as helpful as a hairdresser in a garage but for the lads that did help cheers
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2008, 05:22:44 PM »
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as helpful as a hairdresser in a garage but for the lads that did help cheers


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A decent analogy! Check out your oil sump/Lower oil pan bolts before you go and buy a new motor. worth a try.
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2008, 05:38:38 AM »
cheers boss,he rang me and i mentioned to him bout oil pan etc said everything perfect,just keeps mentioning the buckets on the tappets,lookin for an old engine to take the buckets out of it and try one last time if not fuck it,must post few pics of her up on this site
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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2008, 03:44:45 PM »
maybe try some seafoam?
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« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2008, 06:40:47 AM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A decent analogy! Check out your oil sump/Lower oil pan bolts before you go and buy a new motor. worth a try.



good man yourself,man rang me yestersay and asked what smart alec was messing with the sump,the bolts werent tightened and jammed  the gauze and im heading out to look at it today he 100percent sure now thats the problem
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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2008, 10:32:04 AM »
this thread is a mess!!!!
wtf??
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2008, 12:46:19 PM »
too bad if u dnt like it dont post otherwise
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2008, 09:07:14 PM »
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this thread is a mess!!!!
wtf??
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Terrible english but looks like we were able to figure out what this tardo was saying.. also got his tard of a mechanic to look at the oil supply and not the top end! YAYA i hope this thread dies soon
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2008, 12:26:53 PM »
tardo fuck me yas are tossers
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2008, 08:13:14 PM »
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tardo fuck me yas are tossers


wow man go away!
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2008, 08:34:27 AM »
ah close the thread ya big girls blouse
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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2008, 03:06:51 PM »
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You have tickers in your engine. Your going to have to disassemble the engine to find and eradicate the tickers. They can cause extensive damage to the valve train if you do not promptly address the situation at hand.

The tickers if allowed to run amok they will propagate more tickings. The ticking grow quickly into tickers. It may already to late to intervene on this gangrenous situation.

A full and complete engine rebuild should be preformed immediately. It is suggested that you gather your bier, wenches, and wrenches and proceed to the closet garage. May god speed you on your quest.


This is the best response on this thread!  Hilarious
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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2008, 08:59:17 PM »
This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Hey stitypera are you from England. You write like you have a cockney accent. I feel for you brother. I can read what you wrote and completely understand. So If you need help call on me. K Good luck with your garage and hopefully they can fix it for you. bye
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