We think the same way! I'd have been there to lighten that car up as much as possible. I'd have framed under it a bit though.
Interesting problem, that. I wonder how much a crane would be. Is this really local to you? I figured something like this would be in the news!
I'd have been tempted to chop out the supports & see if the car wanted to come down. Where is the car located? I'd be interested in just seeing something like that in person.
My wife saw the picture and the first thing she said was: "Whaddya reckon those Duke boys'll do next? Roscoe is gonna be mad."

She's much more redneck than me...her family is West Virginia & Eastern Ohio.
She still suspects it's photoshopped. No way someone could know how the roof buckles in a crash, or how the rear fender wrinkles in an impact like that. I'm just wondering how the heck it got there.