So putting +12V on the stud in the engine compartment, and grounding to the body, doesn't give you enough juice to open the trunk lock? It should, even with a really dead battery I would think. Hell, you should be able to hook up a battery in the engine compartment like the convertibles...
You could find a child to climb through the ski-pass, but then they would have to know how to open the trunk. Other than that, you could bust out a taillight and get in that way...