Well shit, I see why people do not like to prototype with uC's. When you fry one it can be costly, at least when using one that's waaay overkill, as in my case. There is a $50 mistake I just learned from!
The hell with it. I am just gonna get a E/EEPROM memory chip, burn the data into it, and just take inputs & spit out my 'tuned' outputs. That way if I mess up it costs me like $3. Son of a bitch, I was trying to save $$$ for my next car insurance bill! If only I had realized how overcomplicated I was making this sooner!