i was able to successfully take off the.. head. but not the tensioner cap.
took off the cam gear bolts, compressed the tensioner with a flat-head screwdriver to create slack in the chain, then popped the cam gears off of the cams.
only thing i need to do now is take out the timing chain tensioner from my old head.
it'd be a waste to buy a new one since the tensioner was only a month old and i'm broke! lol
@DesktopDave that drilling suggestion seems so much easier now that i can easily take off the head. i just need to find a drill now. lol or try the slip joint first.
@MikeDE i never thought of a pipe wrench! would've been a pain with the head in the bay still.

@M5wanaB i used my dad's set actually. and for some reason the tensioner cap just seemed to feel like melted chocolate. seriously. it was rounded so bad with just about any tool. even vise grips sank their teeth into the cap itself. you could see marks. lol
Thanks for the suggestions guys!