I'm still leaning to my "intake filling with condensed water & oil" theory. I can't think of how coolant would enter the system if the car had no other symptoms like overheating, coolant loss, etc.
I'd be tempted to put a catch can on the car's vent hose and see what turned up in there, especially if you're using light synthetic oils like me. I get a lot of oil in my intake hoses from blow-by, even in an unmodified motor.
Here's why...let me detail my theory...when the hot motor & oil cool off, it significantly contracts in volume, pulling in a lot of cool, humid air. That humidity condenses in the warm alu intake manifold over the next few hours. To make it worse, oil vapors usually get sucked into the manifold & burned off by the running motor. When you've turned off the motor, that oil vapor also condenses & collects in the intake. It'll float on the water, collecting at the lowest point. The high plenum and long intake runners would force that mixture into the lowest point...and if the lowest cylinder intake valve was slightly open, it would all collect in the combustion chamber.
Normally, when you car is parked level, all four cylinders get a dose of the oil/water mix & pump it out without much drama. When you're parked on a slope, #1 or #4 gets the whole dose & then it takes a bit longer to pump it out.
Eliminating ethanol would help mileage and older car's FI components. OTOH, we'll pay more. Hard choice either way. I wonder if Hawaii makes much of it on the islands? I'd guess it's mostly corn & pumped out of a boat. Not that it makes much of a difference to your problem...