So I figured out how to pull the brake switch. You have to hold the brake pedal down, then pull the brake switch post out (toward the firewall) a little bit. Feels like it'll break, but it didn't. Then slide the inner locking collar all the way forward. Finally, pinch or press in the tangs on top & bottom of the brake switch housing, and wiggle it out.
As annoying as this one was, I figured I'd post the solution.
I noted that while I was driving my 3rd brake light wasn't working. Sure, easy fix...burned out light. Replaced it, didn't think about it until I was driving again at night.
Guess what? No 3rd brake light! Stupid thing...maybe a wire chafed or shorted. Whipped out the DMM, checked the fuses for anything smoked, got the kids to watch the regular brake lights.
So my son tells me that the lights are always on. Can't be...I'd have seen that for sure. What he meant to say was "With the sunlight reflecting off the brake lights they look like they're on." Can't trust a six-year-old for anything, can you? So I decide to finally start using my brain.
Here's a good bit of advice: carry a short length of wire with you at all times. I have a few foot-long bits that are stripped just for testing & jumpering & resetting the oil lights.
So I grab my little length of wire, pull the brake switch connector & short it with a bit of wire. Brake lights work! Wiring & fuses eliminated as a cause.
Next, I test the continuity of the brake switch. Tests perfectly. I pull the taillight panel and leave it on the trunk rim (so I can see it from the driver's seat) and plug it all back together. No lights. WTF?
The cause of my trouble was immediately apparent. The rear plastic cover has cracked, keeping the switch apart and preventing the brake lights from switching on.
So I went to my spare car, pulled a switch, tested it first, then installed it. Problem solved.