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RED IS 91

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the beer theory
« on: May 07, 2010, 11:32:07 AM »
thought you people would enjoy this.

One night at Cheers' [character]  "Cliff Clavin" explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy
Norm :

"Well, ya see, Norm , it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members!  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why
you always feel smarter after a few beers."


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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 12:24:46 AM »
greatest analogy ever!!! lmao

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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 10:28:29 AM »
haha i've had this printed out and hung on my cubicle wall for the past two years! love it!

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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2010, 09:15:39 PM »
Prost!! :d
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