Blackice
12-22-2006, 06:35 PM
> Christmas Cookie Recipe
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> Lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Crown Royal
>
> Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
> Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is
> of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer.
> Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
>
> At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK,
> try another cup.. just in case.
> Turn off the mixer thingy.
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
> Mix on the turner.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
> pry it
> loose
> with a dewscriver.
>
> Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a shit
>
> Check the Crown Royal.
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table.
> Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
> Greash the oven.
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
> Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
> Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
> Cherry Mistmas
>
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> Lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Crown Royal
>
> Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
> Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is
> of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer.
> Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
>
> At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK,
> try another cup.. just in case.
> Turn off the mixer thingy.
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
> Mix on the turner.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
> pry it
> loose
> with a dewscriver.
>
> Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a shit
>
> Check the Crown Royal.
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table.
> Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
> Greash the oven.
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
> Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
> Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
> Cherry Mistmas
>