VICTORY!
Well, after discussing the issue with dude8383 and bmwman91 I found myself fixing the car today. The odd thing is that nothing that I perceived to solve the problem played any role in its solving, haha. I was sure that I had a bad connection to my fuel pump because in accessory mode I got no voltage running through the pump. After further investigation, namely hooking up my only other available 12V battery, a hobby battery the size of a flashlight made my fuel pump whir. Then I shifted my attention to my botch job ignition switch cap. I removed the switch and harness from the car and sat it on my desk where I would sit for almost 2 hours rebuilding it. I won't go into the details but if anyone wants to know the exact mechanical and electrical function of every spring, ring, and odd shaped copper thing jam packed into that round piece of red and white plastic I'm you're man. Essentially the spring that held one of three copper things that bridged the connection for my fuel pump was missing, as well as a small copper piston. I replaced them with very "ghetto", if you will, solutions including a cut pen spring and oddly enough a small copper piston out of a flashlight (Which oddly enough was my shift knob until last week, we shall save that for later perhaps...). All in all the car runs great, everything works as it should. And another side note to Dennis, my fuel pump isn't actually loud at all, about a year ago I pulled the rear seat because my car wouldn't run and I left the metal cover off, what a difference it makes! Again thanks guys for all the help, even if it turns out to not be the problem, I learned.