Well, tried all sorts of MacGyver magic today: hose clamp and strip of
rubber glove, Seal-All, duct tape

Anyways, there's about a 1/4 inch slice in there (see pic) that's
squirting pink jizz all over when I turn the wheel.
Could I splice in a coupler with a couple of hose clamps? Is this the
dreaded 150 dollar hose? Any reliable patch ideas?
